How did he die?

In the middle of the work day, I got to thinking about the question that will one day be asked:

"How did Matt die?"

I have tried to think of what would be good responses to this question when the time comes. So far I've come up with two.

"A whale ate him."

"A house fell on him."

I'm still trying to come up with some more. I'll post them as I think of them.